Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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