so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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