I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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