I cockslap morals
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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