i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I am one with the molecules
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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