Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
