He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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