You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
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so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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