i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
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What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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