Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
operation harelip BJ is a go
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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