No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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