When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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