i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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