What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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