my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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