Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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