I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
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I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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