I puked a lego.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
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it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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