So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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