I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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