Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I don't think brook has ever known best
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Im part way to drunk.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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