Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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