Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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