her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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