There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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