is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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