Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
you will always have a special place in my vag
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
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