yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
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