I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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