Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
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I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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