She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Holy shit dude........stairs
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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