i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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