go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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