we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Randomize
