Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
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He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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