no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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