it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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