Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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