dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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