"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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