her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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