I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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