Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
should my penis look like a turkey
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize
