I'm so fucking centered right now
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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