I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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