If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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