glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
its not stalking. its research.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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