she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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