I love black thongs
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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