Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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