SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
How does one acquire holy water?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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