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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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