yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
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