U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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