I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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